LOHAN SINKS LOWER
The reviews are in on Lindsay Lohan's movie "I Know Who KilledMe," and all in one place at www.rottentomatoes.com, and they're notgoing to improve Lilo's state of mind.
Boston Globe: " ... intensely unpleasant." New York Post: "...sleazy, inept and worthless piece of torture porn." Salt LakeTribune: Lohan is "hitting rock-bottom onscreen, too." Detroit FreePress: "... as incomprehensible as it exploitive with a climax thatis almost stunning in its stupidity." Hollywood Reporter: "There's afresh candidate in the running for worst movie of 2007." New YorkDaily News: "No review could really do justice to the monumentaltrashiness of this mess; it really has to be seen to be believed."
CASH AND CARRY ON
When Jessica Alba and Cash Warren broke up, everyone assumed hewas the dumpee because what crew guy would dump Jessica Alba? Butthe New York Daily News has it the other way around: She wanted tomarry him; he didn't want to marry her.
"He wasn't ready for marriage, and Jessica is," the paper'sinsider revealed. "It's kind of cold that the press is saying shewas just finished with him, because it isn't like that. Seeing EvaLongoria get married made Jessica wistful."
Nice move, Cash. Let us know when you find someone better.
LENIN WAS BUSY
You can't make this stuff up: Watch for print ads for LouisVuitton bags this fall featuring ... wait for it ... MikhailGorbachev. I guess his pension as a former Soviet president doesn'tpay much.
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